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December 24th, 2021

That box wrapped in shiny paper With the tag that is made out to me   Do I truly deserve its contents? I wonder just what they could be It m...

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December 24th, 2021


That box wrapped in shiny paper
With the tag that is made out to me 
 Do I truly deserve its contents?
I wonder just what they could be
It might be a nifty new gadget
Or something really nice to wear
Maybe I'll find something yummy
Or intoxicating hiding in there
Maybe it's untold riches
The package has measurable heft
Maybe what's inside's the secret
Of making the most of the time I have left
What if the present's world peace?
(A gift I would never exchange)
Perhaps it's a cure for this virus
Or a solution to climate change
I look to you for some sort of hint
But your poker face is pretty clutch
Then your fair face has me thinking
That you've already given me so much
So stick a label on your lapel
Write my name in a crisp, bold font
You're by my side at Christmastime
What more could I possibly want?

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December 23rd, 2021

 

She likes to leave the lights on
Through the night
When we are home for Christmas Eve
Or often the last night we are in town
Before heading to Chicago for Christmas
(And often on New Year's Eve too)
It might make Christmas less green
But it makes it more blue
And white
And gold
And multi-colored
It certainly makes it feel more special
It's as if we couldn't prevent the light
That a couple nights of the season
No timer, no switch, no remote
Could cut the power
From the cheer and spirit and love and fellowship
Riding on the winter currents
And which are then are harnessed by our house
Causing it to glow
A beacon that cuts the darkness
And offers twinkling hope
For the coming year

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December 22nd, 2021

 

Christmas cookies
Have a limited shelf life
(They are seasonal after all)
Often, the baker complains
That they have made too many
So the Cookie Gorger
Is performing an act of heroism
Not letting the baker's time
or talents
go to waste
By letting their goods
Go to waist
The cookies are kept in tins
For portability and freshness
And when you pry the lid off of one
In search of its sweet treasures
You release a pocket of air not unlike
The gust of wind that comes from
Rolling back the bolder protecting the pharaoh's tomb
The advanced Midnight Cookie Raider
Knows the technique of opening these tins
To muffle the sound the air makes when releasing
Nimble fingers press all around the lid
Pushing slooooooowly up
As you spin the tin around
So that you have released enough pressue
That the lid gives up with a soft, defeated sigh
And the plundering can begin

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December 21st, 2021

On occasion I'll imagine
Our Christmas together
in stop-motion animation
In muted yet entrancing colors
And awkward, jerky movements
As if designed to imitate
The toddlers who fall in love
With Rudolph and Santa and Happy
And less so the Burgermeister Meisterburger
I was one of those
So sometimes my dreams drift to
The Ani-magical
The dogs become the reindeer or woodland creatures
Or Topper the Penguin
Or Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
 (Don't tell Atlanta)
There, when you give the dogs a treat
I see Jessica Claus giving the reindeer the magic corn
And, I mean, it probably doesn't take too much imagination
To see me as the Bumble
When I place the tree topper on our fir
There's a gentleness in this Ani-magical bubble
It keeps us safe from all of the Misers
Heat, Snow . . . Work, Money, Racism
And so on
I know we can't stay here
Even Abed realized that
But for as long as we can
--And I'm paraphrasing myself here--
We'll have a Rankin Christmas
And our New Year will kick Bass

 

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December 20th, 2021

 

The invention of social media
Cut the distribution of Christmas cards
Nearly in half
I certainly understand the arguments
Not sending cards saves time
Not sending cards saves money
Not sending cards saves trees
And, of course, with ten minutes
(If that)
Of typing and a click of a button
Your Christmas sentiments are shared with all
BUT
I couldn't imagine a Christmas without the cards
They are a channel enabling you
To give yourself to loved ones
And a device to bring your friends and family
Into your house for the holidays
They arrive as the month of December progresses
Congregating in your abode
Constructing a Yuletide mosaic
A cocktail party of sentiments
And you are likewise attending the party
Of everyone on your Christmas card list
 When I was a child I watched the cards accumulate
As my mother taped them around the wall and overhang edges
Between the living and dining rooms
I learned very quickly that when space for the cards became scarce
 Christmas had to be near
I remember buying my first box of cards
My freshman year of college
(A purchase that declared I had twenty friends
who were special enough to receive one)
And I recall the thrill that came from choosing who qualified
And then personalizing each one
Now cards are a shared labor with Victoria
We are spurred on by our creative friends
Some who are better at Photoshop than others
I still feel the need to personalize each one, though
So they take up a good chunk of a day
And bring to mind all those reasons not to send them
If only for a fleeting moment
NOW
I read recently that over the past three years
The numbers of people sending Christmas cards
Is rising
The initial upswing predated the pandemic
Which suggests to me
That it doesn't take a catastrophic event
For us to recognize
That we're looking to attend as many Christmas parties as possible
 Both as host and guest
 

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December 19th, 2021

 

With a fa la la and a ho ho ho
It's the soundtrack of the season
You hear the songs everywhere you go
The soundtrack of the season
They cut through the silence of the night
Your days are a haze of "merry and bright"
There are rhinophymic reindeer and golems of snow
In the soundtrack of the season
You hear it in all the restaurants and malls
The soundtrack of the season
We're commanded to let it snow and deck the halls
By the soundtrack of the season
The tunes hang around all month like an aging wreath
 Next November we'll miss 'em like those two front teeth
But by the end of this month we're bouncing off the walls
From the soundtrack of the season
It's a ritual we go through this time of year
The soundtrack of the season
Demands for figgy pudding get stuck in our ear
Due to the soundtrack of the season
I appreciate the good tidings the carols are bringing
I'd just like to occasionally pause the jingle bells from ringing
But when I wake each December morning it's lovely to hear
You play the soundtrack of the season
 

 

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December 18th, 2021

Tonight we'll go
On a safari
In the brightly-lit jungle
Full of spectacle
And twinkling
And sometimes choreography
For at this time of year
 The hunt is on
While there are many creatures
That blatantly strut their colors
(and a few who do so subtly)
We are looking for the most ornate
The ones that catch our eye
From down the street
When we turn a corner
Or perhaps we spy their brilliance
When we look over the horizon
And see beacons shooting up to the sky
There seem to be more targets every year
The Big Five
Becomes the Big Ten
Becomes the Big Twenty
And we like to see them all
From the warmth and safety from our vehicle
 Oh, we have our safari accoutrements
Phone to snap pictures
Hot chocolate
Holiday music
Sometimes we wear pajamas
And maybe
If we're lucky
Chester will make an appearance
And, tonight, when we return home
With out beauties captured
In our phones
We'll find ourselves
Shining more radiantly on our insides
Than any decorated house we'll see tonight

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